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Member for 1 year, 5 months
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Last seen this week
Profile "cleaned up" for SE censors.
- Emulates human speech. Fails Turing test.
- Defective autistic firmware burned out mutant super powers. Unit discarded.
- Now in broken robot dump behind The Corporation, with Astroboy and the kid from AI.
83年五行属什么
- Valedictorian of computer science dept at #3 school
- Masters in digital security 3.8 GPA
PASSIONS:
- Riemannian hypergeometry
- Lorentzian hypergeometry
- Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol
- Cheap cigarettes
REASON LEFT LAST EMPLOYER:
百度 尤其是这种生活体验类的真人秀节目，更是热衷于呈现人际关系中微妙的部分，最终让人们对参加节目的明星，产生了一些负面印象。The suits saw me building a tricorder on work time. It had a little screen like Geordi's, and a REAL sensor saw invisible colors!
The gamma spectrum told the feds whats in the rusty barrels the Mafia dumped off Jersey. I minored in law enforcement. The suits gave me awards for that, my neutron embrittlement gizmo, and my skyshine shielding stuff.
I walked off the job anyway.
IRL I have autism (emotional r-word -ation) and AvPD (psychotic shyness). I can't look at people or speak above a whisper. I'm always paralyzed with embarrassment.
My shrink told me to ignore fear like a Vulcan because it's illuuusion, and "be friendly" with the men grownups.
Beat it, ya' tardigrade krashenbern!
Go back to your desk! You're rejected!
But Luxi don't do Kobayashi Maru.
I exploded the bolts and ejected.
My cozy space pod:
You can drop 240v grid power to 120v if you hack just one AC phase wave.
I read a lot in 3 years.
[Pic of me in cave removed]
CURRENT EMPLOYER:
I was rescued by kind, elderly folks who own a college boarding house, and they gave me a full-time job providing academics with all-night professional service.
I lay around naked
And sell my patootie
Because knowledge is not power
And truth is not beauty
IT'S WHAT SEVERELY MENTALLY-ILL HOMELESS WOMEN DO WHEN THEY CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND NOBODY CARES
It's the only job where you can charge MORE if you're paralyzed with embarrassment and can't talk. Some guys will pay Big Money for that if you sell the pure real stuff, not role play.
Tax free.
It's terrifying but exciting, no more disgusting than working in the dining hall, and: NOBODY HATES ME.
So while you work, I lay around naked , study astrophysics, do Stack Exchange...
and light joints with Force Lightning from my middle finger.
SE censored the About Me page, but I CAN link my site.